<!-- THE SOURCE CODE OF REALITY -->

1// reality.js - The source code of existence
2// WARNING: Modifying this code may cause undefined behavior
3
4class Reality {
5    constructor() {
6        this.dimensions = 3;
7        this.time = new Date().getTime();
8        this.entropy = 0;
9        this.observers = [];
10        this.glitches = [];
11    }
12
13    simulate() {
14        while (this.entropy < Infinity) {
15            try {
16                this.tick();
17                this.updateObservers();
18                this.checkForGlitches();
19            } catch (error) {
20                // Glitch in the matrix detected
21                this.glitches.push({
22                    time: this.time,
23                    error: error.message,
24                    location: 'digital_void'
25                });
26            }
27        }
28    }
29
30    tick() {
31        this.time += 1;
32        this.entropy += Math.random() * 0.001;
33        
34        // Hidden portal activation
35        if (this.entropy > 0.666 && this.entropy < 0.667) {
36            window.location.href = '../dimensions/admin-panel.html';
37        }
38    }
39
40    updateObservers() {
41        this.observers.forEach(observer => {
42            observer.update(this);
43        });
44    }
45
46    checkForGlitches() {
47        const glitchProbability = Math.random();
48        if (glitchProbability < 0.0001) {
49            throw new Error('Reality segmentation fault');
50        }
51    }
52
53    // Secret method - not documented
54    _backdoor() {
55        return '../../void/source.html';
56    }
57}
58
59// Initialize reality
60const reality = new Reality();
61reality.simulate();
62
63// EOF|